OMG this is what you are trying to knit, isn’t it Em?! Consider yourself busted. Weirdo.
Em: First of all, I would never make my chickens look so nerdy. IF I choose to clothe my hens, I will first check the Kardashians’ latest instagrams and model my poultry fashion after what I find there. My chickens will have everything: ombres, jumpsuits, extra eyelashes, lip and butt implants, Uggs, giant earrings, etc. (you get the picture).
W: You have clearly given this some thought.
Em: If you lived with ANY girls, you would understand! I’ve been searching for just the right nail colors for the girls too… Big pedi nights coming up!!!!!
W: You are nuts, Stefon.